talesofthewormstache:

ttimeturner:

i cried about the eggs

we all cried about the eggs

morenamagialaleontyne:

askinnyblackman:

zyrthi:

whenever i get upset i just look up “happy chairs” on google. i mean, look

image

they’re so happy being chairs, it brings a smile to my face

they’re happy because they know they’re gonna get some ass

I’m so done with this website.

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

wildd-d:

I WANT THAT CLOCK THING

wildd-d:

I WANT THAT CLOCK THING

Costume exploration from the 1920s.

manafromheaven:

thatfunnyblog:

yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME

manafromheaven:

thatfunnyblog:

yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME

yours0nly:

i follow back similar ☼

yours0nly:

i follow back similar ☼

  • me during the summer:

    is today wednesday or sunday

awkwardlyybeautiful:

ɞest. movɪe. eveʀ👌😂

awkwardlyybeautiful:

ɞest. movɪe. eveʀ👌😂

by Needs Headphones

the-joosie:

oscarliveshere:

reg4n:

dancenotesandpieces:

i-love-cookies92:

1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES

DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!

2.PRESS PLAY

3.CLOSE YOUR EYES

ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.

DO IT NOW.

THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING

Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered 

That was the biggest mindfuck I’ve ever experienced. Not even kidding.

oh my fucking god I don’t even know how to describe this. The world was so simple before I listened to this.

OMFG

Fuck

OH MY GOD. WHEN HE WHISPERS. CREEPIEST THING OF MY LIFE!!!!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
nypl:

On this day in history, blue jeans are born! On May 20, 1873, Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis received a a patent to create pants reinforced with metal rivets, thus marking the birth of the popular pant. 
The image here depicts the White Oak Cotton Mill in North Carolina, one of the largest denim mills in the world. The GIF was created by the Library’s Stereogranimator using images from the Robert N. Dennis collection of stereoscopic views in the Library’s Photography Division.

nypl:

On this day in history, blue jeans are born! On May 20, 1873, Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis received a a patent to create pants reinforced with metal rivets, thus marking the birth of the popular pant. 

The image here depicts the White Oak Cotton Mill in North Carolina, one of the largest denim mills in the world. The GIF was created by the Library’s Stereogranimator using images from the Robert N. Dennis collection of stereoscopic views in the Library’s Photography Division.

okaydoke:

if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands