i cried about the eggs
we all cried about the eggs
whenever i get upset i just look up “happy chairs” on google. i mean, look
they’re so happy being chairs, it brings a smile to my face
they’re happy because they know they’re gonna get some ass
I’m so done with this website.
Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick
I WANT THAT CLOCK THING
Costume exploration from the 1920s.
yo one time we filled a pinata with bagels and brought it to a birthday party and no one laughed when it broke open and the first bagel fell out like it was dead silent
THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME
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is today wednesday or sunday
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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.1.PLUG IN YOUR HEADPHONES
DO NOT LISTEN WITHOUT HEADPHONES!!!!
2.PRESS PLAY
3.CLOSE YOUR EYES
ENJOY A VIRTUAL HAIRCUT.
DO IT NOW.
THIS IS LITERALLY LIFE CHANGING
Woah, I actually got chills when he whispered
That was the biggest mindfuck I’ve ever experienced. Not even kidding.
oh my fucking god I don’t even know how to describe this. The world was so simple before I listened to this.
OMFG
Fuck
OH MY GOD. WHEN HE WHISPERS. CREEPIEST THING OF MY LIFE!!!!
nypl:
On this day in history, blue jeans are born! On May 20, 1873, Levi Strauss and Jacob Davis received a a patent to create pants reinforced with metal rivets, thus marking the birth of the popular pant.
The image here depicts the White Oak Cotton Mill in North Carolina, one of the largest denim mills in the world. The GIF was created by the Library’s Stereogranimator using images from the Robert N. Dennis collection of stereoscopic views in the Library’s Photography Division.
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